Green Science Humor

Educational Innovations Newsletter - HumorWhy not insert a bit of green science humor into your next quiz or homework page?  Extra points for students who guess the right answers to our riddles!

You might also get a jolt from our Electricity humor page, from a previous issue of our newsletter.

If you have a favorite cartoon or joke, we invite you to share it as a comment below.


Q:  What is a solar cook’s favorite day to cook?
A:  Sun-day, of course!

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Q:  What did the solar cells say to their cloudy boss?
A:  We need (a) RAYS!

Q:  Why are environmentalists bad at playing poker?
A:  Because they like to avoid the flush.

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Q:  How do energy-conscious people feel about the wind?
A:  They’re blown away!

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Q:  Did you hear about the foolish gardener?
A:  He planted a light bulb and thought he would get a power plant.

Q:  What’s the name of the new Tom Cruise eco-thriller?
A:  Mission Compostable!

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Q: How many climate sceptics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None.  It’s too early to say if the light bulb needs changing.

Q:  What did the two solar panels order at the bar?
A:  Light beer!

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Q:  What do you call a silly old man?
A:  A fossil fool.

Q:  What should police do to gas guzzlers?
A:  Lock them up in a fuel cell.

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Q:  How can you save gas on a road trip?
A:  Take your next trip in kilometers, they’re shorter than miles.

Q:  Why is wind power so popular?
A:  Because it has lots of fans!

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