Why not insert a bit of green science humor into your next quiz or homework page? Extra points for students who guess the right answers to our riddles!
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Q: What is a solar cook’s favorite day to cook?
A: Sun-day, of course!
Q: What did the solar cells say to their cloudy boss?
A: We need (a) RAYS!
Q: Why are environmentalists bad at playing poker?
A: Because they like to avoid the flush.
Q: How do energy-conscious people feel about the wind?
A: They’re blown away!
Q: Did you hear about the foolish gardener?
A: He planted a light bulb and thought he would get a power plant.
Q: What’s the name of the new Tom Cruise eco-thriller?
A: Mission Compostable!
Q: How many climate sceptics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It’s too early to say if the light bulb needs changing.
Q: What did the two solar panels order at the bar?
A: Light beer!
Q: What do you call a silly old man?
A: A fossil fool.
Q: What should police do to gas guzzlers?
A: Lock them up in a fuel cell.
Q: How can you save gas on a road trip?
A: Take your next trip in kilometers, they’re shorter than miles.
Q: Why is wind power so popular?
A: Because it has lots of fans!