Let’s face it—slime is funny stuff! You don’t have to be a slug or snail to appreciate the humor in this slippery, squishy, non-Newtonian fluid. Enjoy our slime humor!
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Q: What did the baby slime say to its mommy?
A: Goo-goo!
Q: What did one slug say to the other slug who had hit him and run off?
A: I’ll get you next slime!
Q: What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
A: How slime flies!
Q: What is tall, green, and has bolts in its neck?
A: Franken-Slime!
Q: What do you do when two snails have a fight?
A: Leave them to slug it out!
Q: What is slime’s favorite game?
A: Slimon Says!
Q: What do you do with blue slime?
A: Try to cheer it up!