Germs are everywhere. We could say they’re nothing to sneeze at, but that would be a pretty lame joke.
Enjoy these jokes and comics, share them with your students. Why not insert a few riddles into a quiz or homework page? Extra credit points for students who guess the right punchline!
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Why did the germ cross the microscope?
To get to the other slide.
Two bacteria walk into a restaurant.
The hostess looks at them and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve bacteria.”
The two bacteria reply, “But hey, we’re the STAPH!”
Image credit: www.xkcd.com
Which runs faster, a hot or a cold?
A hot, because anyone can catch a cold!
What do you call an amoeba that crosses the road, jumps in a mud puddle and crosses the road again?
A dirty double-crosser.
What is bacteria?
The rear entrance to cafeterias.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an amoeba?
And amoebit. It can multiply and divide at the same time!
Our favorite bumper sticker: “Support Bacteria, it’s the only culture we have left.”
Why did the paramecium cross the road?
He was stuck to the chicken’s butt.
What type of flowers do bacteria like?